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A few years ago when I started my career as a computer operator at a travel agency in Islamabad I had a very little knowledge of operating systems (Windows 98). It was a data entry job and my typing speed was not quite as good as required. I was worried about losing my job and asked a friend to help me out. This was my first encounter with “desktop sharing” using the default Windows software “Remote Desktop”. He was able to log onto my computer and help me with typing and I also learned other aspects of computer software. It was inspiring and the start of the struggle to learn computers. Today I am able to not only use many types of software but also to assemble most types of personal computers.

At the time remote sharing saved my job. Now I want to share some of the things I am doing with Team Viewer – an advanced version of desktop sharing. (There is other desktop sharing software that records key punches as well as other hacking and monitoring software.)

Nowadays, as CTO of Byss Services Inc. I am trying to identify the proper way to use the proper software in the most productive way. I am using Team Viewer to clean up our CEO’s computer as well. Sometimes repairs to software must also be made. I also use it to teach him about his computer and his smart phone when it is plugged into the computer.

This is all done in the hope of helping people with computer issues through “the cloud”. Another interesting way I use the cloud is to access the CEO’s credit card to make payments on behalf of the company. The host computer (CEO) must give me access through a password that is refreshed every time he uses his computer. So he only has to grant access when he wants to.

I am teaching others because I believe knowledge grows more when you share it. Byss Services Inc. is a team and we all share openly our hopes, desires and fears when it comes to computers. I am a computer teacher and Iam IAn jum.

As that time remote desktop saved my job today the advance version of dasktop sharing is Team Viewer. there many other software who do the same work like key punch recorder who record key punch of onec computer. and other hacking and monitering software who work on same pattrens.

now a day I am using the technology for the right use, I am using team viewer to teach and repair others computers. Iam using it even bypassing the Credit card regional security which is awesome it is legal because each time you try to connect, it asked for password for remote computer you tried for. what I think each thing have uses: first good use and the second bad use. I am using and teaching other because I believe knowledge grow more when you deliver it to other persons because Byss Service is a team and we are viewing every one I am computer teacher and Iam IAn jum

Basant Fastival

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This week Lahore celebrates Jashan-e Baharan – Spring Celebration – or more popularly known as Basant – the Kite festival. Now “kites” may bring to your mind grassy hills, warm breezes, little children running with plastic strings and boxed contraptions in the sky. Or it may bring to your mind fantastically shaped dragons and demon heads. Or maybe Ole’ Franklin’s cheap attempt for adrenalin. What should come to your mind upon hearing the word Basant is a wildly colorful festival that covers the skies of Lahore with swooping triangles and the streets of Lahore with gangs of bow-kata kids. On the family side, it is a great weekend when everyone dresses in mustard-hued fineries, climbs to the highest reachable point of their residences, puts on music and flies kites non-stop for 48 hours. On the professional circuit, it is a hard-core battle of skills and wits with fingers cut through to the bones and eyes squinted shut through years of kiting. On the dangerous side, it is a cut-throat (ok, literally) world where children and adults engage in top-gun-style dog-fighting in the air with strings coated with glass [or plain metal] and chase the “defeated” kites through roads and alleys heeding no man or machine.

So, this week is Basant Week here at CM. A bit of history today. String preparation and type of kites tomorrow. Next, rules of engagement. And HOPEFULLY, some of my readers in Lahore and Karachi will take some pics and we can have those contributions as well. Yes, that is a mission, should you chose to accept it.

My Job

I think is something like wandering around, talking to people, reading online news, listening to CBC One, figuring things out and …

then …

finding a stone (a diamond or a ruby  (I like emeralds !!!)) and then dropping it in a body of water …

and …

generating ripples, making waves, connecting the dots …

and praying to God.

 

Our First Invoice

is under development. (We are going to generate so many maybe we should buy an ink company now !!!)

A few corrections:

It is Byss Services Inc.  (On the first line near the logo – a tulip that spells “BYSS”)

Second line is “Productive, Progressive and Care Full”. Not “Careful”. When you are Care Full you are not only careful but also Care Full.

The second line: DBA Get Off On Our Cloud Computing

(DBA means Doing Business As. We have several divisions but they will all be DBA’s)

No service charges. Service charges are evil.

Our terms are not Net 30. Our terms are “Please pay when you see fit.” We only do business (byssness) with people we trust. In the sense of if we don’t trust them it is cash only. So we can forget about them ASAP.

Progress not Perfection. Can’t wait for the invoice to reach the final stage so we can post it (without customer’s name) on the internet for the world to see and criticize. Lol.

 

Meta Door Opens

We are a virtual company. We have no office. We have virtually no employees. (We haven’t booked any jobs yet so why would we need them?) And I have two virtual tattoos. The one on my left forearm reads: Meta4. The one on my right forearm reads MetaDoor. They rhyme and have so much meaning for me.

Meta has been explained to me as meaning “beyond”. Metaphysics – beyond physics. MetaDoor – beyond the door. Break on through to the other side or open the door to the other side. When you, or your company, are on the right track “doors open”. And on the other side of the door – The Other Side !!! I am Iam. My name is Ian but I reserve that name for my Higher Power. People should call me Iam. I am Iam. I am Jim Morisson. Iam Jim Morisson.

Yesterday I posted about a carpenter I met. Today Iam all a twitter (no not that one) about the possibilities or doors this opens up for our company. Not only do we have a division for property development. Not only are we developing a distribution business throughout The Gulf Islands that could sell the pieces of art I could develop with his help. But also I realized I could represent this guy.

I worked for a few years in a talent agency (Hodgson & Company Artist Management). And the one thing I realized is that 95% of the people had no talent. What they were doing was using their status as a participant in the bustling Vancouver movie business (built on scab labour practices?) to validate their otherwise pretty dismal careers. Anyway the point is this guy has talent – multi talented – like a multi faceted diamond?

But beyond representation I can promote us as a team. I’m not getting much traction with my job offering. But. But. But. But with my new $50 Dust and Particulate Respirator I can offer the Carpenter (Nickname coming soon) and myself as a “Kick Ass” team. Iam thinking of charging $150 (HST Included / Receipt Provided) for a 4 hour shift. Iam pretty sure it would be the most Productive, Progressive and Care Full (Our Company Motto) $150 anyone on Texada could spend. The price for off island work, which we will also promote, would be higher (around $250).

Our Carpenter

is also an artist. If I had the proper photographer (on the way) I could really showcase his talents. The number one thing we want to showcase is the door he built. But he is always creating. And these birdhouses I sold a couple of years ago (he will be making more and decorating some with Chinese Calligraphy). We will be representing him all over. And over. And over.

 

 

Filling A Void? Identifying A Growing Untapped Labour Pool?

I want to work with the penal system. I want to find the performers for my musical version / interprative dance version of Quadrophenia from the penal system. I want only to work with ex-cons. I don’t want to work with current cons. And I want to work with artists not with con-artists – I need to talk to people who transition formerly incarcerated (and currently incarcerated) people jobs. I don’t want to work with lawyers, insurance people or politicians. They can work with Steve (Hand) Jobs, Bill (Locked) Gates and Warren (All You Can Eat) Buffet. They could help also in the development of Co-Incidents Recovery Program.

Brainstorming Co-Incidents Recovery Centres

Brainstorming Sessions.

CRC will be a three stage recovery.

1. Nurse back to physical health while at the same time making sure they don’t bolt !!! Be aware of nervousness. Estimated time 1 to 2 weeks. Cognitive Group Therapy optional from day one.

2. Identifying issues. Introducing 12 Steps. Cognitive Group Therapy or One on One therapy mandatory. Physical exercise (Yoga, weights, cardio) introduced. Rock and Roll Rehab. Identifying music that influenced their lives. Estimated time 6 -12 weeks.

3. Half Way House. Putting action plans from Stage 2 into practice. Estimated time 1 -3 months.

I have some interest from my A.A. sponsor. She is 21 years sober. She has had the spiritual experience that is paramount to sustained sobriety. She walks the walk and talks the talk. I need more people like her. (Insert open call for the select few who actually work the A.A. 12 Step Program or any 12 Step Program. We feel they are interchangeable.

 

 

 

Occupy Everything, Arrest Everybody and Sue The Government At Every Opportunity

The first two were from a joke I made before. If we arrested everybody we would create a lot of jobs. First the paperwork required then all the prisons we would have to build if everyone in Canada was arrested.

But I am slightly serious about suing the governments. Because I am sure they won’t let a business person run their company the way they want. In my ideal world I would only have one company holiday a year – December 23rd. On this day we would celebrate Winter Solstice, Christmas and New Year’s Day.

I want, however, to have my employees on six and one cycles. Six days on one day off. Six weeks on one week off. Six months on one month off. So in a year you would receive about.

52 weeks / 52 days off

52 weeks / 7 day week cycles = 7.2? week cycles X 1 week off = 50.4 days off

12 months / 7 month cycles = 1.7 month cycles X 1 month off = 50.1 days off

about 153 days off a year.

Nice work if you can get it.

But illegal according to the government. Because they are so imminently more wise than us idiots that they govern?

Far Funking Out

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Another Byss Brand developed by Making A Seen Production. A lyric from the song that inspired the brand: “Never Stop The Action”. We will never stop, touch wood, creating brands and producing entertainment. I will be posting a synopsis of the projects we have under development. We go through a lot of music because we have a DJ persona under development – “Black Mold” (His music will kill you – and change or mold your life.) and his assistant “The Fungus Amongus”. Cause he doesn’t spin – he’s an idea man – TFA spins. TFA are you out there? The original TFA turned out to be a flake.