Company Policy Re Mondays

Mondays. Whatever. Everbody is stressed out on Mondays aren’t they? Historically? Trying to understand my Koodo Mobile  plan. So why if I have unlimited Canada Wide Calling does it sometimes say “Long Distance Charges Will Apply”? And it is free from 5PM to when? So don’t call me before 5PM unless it is worth it. I’m outside working anyway and usually don’t answer. Now for B.C. Hydro …

Humans Are Social Animals?

I remember hearing that. And someone who questioned me (Are you taking on the world?) said there is support on this island (Hmmm?) and that my skills might best be used to provide an internet facility. I tried it at the gas station when I worked there. I am trying to have a Monday Night Computer Club in the Texada Island Inn bar (because it is free pool and I’m more addicted to pool than the internet). And Iam (my nickname) willing to try it again (or participate in a try) because I agree with her. It is important for humans to be social animals. (Byss is a social company!!!).

Iam Meta4 – The YouTube Channel

Is one of our brands. And there are videos in development that will showcase what Iam Meta4 is all about. I will give you a clue. It is tied to Co-Incidents Recovery Program and Centers (A co-development between three of our divisions: Making A Seen Production (Our production company), Getting Down To Byssness (Our consulting and advising business) and Byssantium (Our property development and management business). And Anjum (can you hear me?) we need a channel for all the content Iam (my nickname) planning.

The Red Black Show

As I said before I worked for three years helping run Hodgson & Company Talent Agency in Vancouver. Besides learning that the business in Vancouver was built by under cutting the U.S. based unions I also learned that a lot of actors and acrtresses and writers etc. in Vancouver have not talent. They just cling to being actors to justify their otherwise pathetic lives.

Anway I know talent. And I know that our production company “Making A Seen Production” is going to rock. And Iam (my nickname) on a Vegas Roll. Everything is going well (touch wood – touch my woody). And besides one of our productions (Working Title: The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers And Sisters Full Moon Work Party) progressing nicely I have another one. The Red Black Show. In honour of The Red Green Show where the guy fixes everything with duct tape. We fix everything with black electrical tape. And the first thing I fixed is my Dollar Store glasses. (Won’t they look good when I debate some politicians with their $1,000 glasses?)

I am Iam (That’s) . Me

This is the week that iamiam.me (the domain my brother bought me) comes under our control. That is job #1, or “the prize” as our company says. We are keeping our “eye on the prize”. That’s why you should hire us. We keep our eye on your prize – once we have identified it of course. And we are all about change. You can change your prize. Or in strategizing with us your prize could change. That’s what I think differentiates us (the key to success in The Age of The Internet is Differentiation – and boy are we different). We are coming Rethink – are you willing to learn?

Internet Interns

Calling all internet interns. The doctor (Iam The Doctor) is in. Tonight at the Texada Island Inn – from 6PM to 9PM. I will be holding court (Iam The King of Social Networking), laptops in hand, smart phones on charge. Smart phones charging – not into the wild blue screen of death. I have had a revelation re smart phones. Anyway if you want to learn about the internet, social networking, building websites, handling digital media (making and uploading videos to YouTube0 etc. etc. etc. be there. Most stuff is free. More complicated stuff you won’t find a better rate anywhere.

From Compliment To Con Lament

Somebody asked me yesterday: “Would you be willing to be a party favour?” I feigned ignorance and the subject was dropped. But in retrospect what a compliment. Yes I would be a party favour. Talk about sailing into the wild blue yonder. And it could be in support of a charity. It could be doing someone a favour. And it would only be enjoyable if it was like a party. And I think the person who asked me knows how to party.

Iamiam.me/partyfavour. The reason it is a brand, for me, is that that is what most of my days are filled with – doing favours (I can’t help but think it is the best way to build a “Byssness”). And I generally, unless I want to rip their eyes out and puke in their skulls, do it with a smiling face. I do it with energy. I do it like Iam (my nickname) partying.

So there you have it – a new brand from Getting Down To Byssness that will be promoted by Get Off On Our Cloud. And I think the connections I can make to this brand are bountiful. More proof that the people who refuse to hire me are idiots. And those idiots will receive at least another sheet in the toilet paper Diss Honour Roll. I have to do up that sheet with Elizabeth Hodgson’s, CounterPath’s and Rethink’s names on it.

The Bitch Nigger Is Back

There is a difference between Hubris (one of my pet peeves) and observations. The reason I am a better Spiritual Day Trader than the big boys downtown, the reason our Targeted Brand Building exceeds that of Rethink, one of the premier advertising agencies? in Vancouver, the reason CounterPath, specifically Donovan Jones and Rob Brown, are verging on idiocy to not sponsor my Diaspora, is that Iam (my nickname) is always on “the street”. I am always travelling, talking to people – of all walks of life – be it physically or virtually. They spend their time in ivory towers and fancy restaurants.

Case in point: In Powell River yesterday I noticed a youth loitering. Though he was older than my targeted market (14-18) I asked him if I could ask him something. When he gave me permission I said: “What is more memorable to you? Bitch Nigger the Ditch Digger or Arm Breaker the Farm Maker?” He smiled (a good sign SOFTies!) and said they were both as memorable. I said I was receiving push back from some people on Bitch Nigger but that one of them was going to become a web site. He said you can say anything on the internet. That may be one of the reasons kids like the internet.

Take This Job And Love It

What happened to me in the last 36 hours is something nobody can ever take away from me.(two separate incidents of SOFT (Self Obsessed, Fuckedup and Tortured) people calling the RCMP on me – did you hear that England is banning “Best Friends” because they don’t want kids to get hurt? I think the people who called the police would support such an idiotic move.) Far from being bad it is good – the opposite of conventional wisdom – like so much of St. Francis’ Prayer. And yes Zeus, and yes Arctic Shaman, and yes James Joyce wisdom does come through privation and/or suffering ALONE! My realizations:

God Is Light – But To A Dimwit He Is Not Always Bright
You Didn’t Live Through It – I did
Take Your Shades Off Your Perspective – And Live
I Didn’t Ask But I Did The Task
Kiss My Ass – Better Yet Make Yourself Useful And Fetch Me A Hot Guy And I’ll Kiss His Ass

These will all be T-Shirts. I have scores of them that will turn into hundreds. Then our Textile/Clothing Division in Pakistan will supply the T-Shirts and we will sell them – all being unique and original. These are the tentative brand names:

One Offs, One Off Your Rocker, One Off Your Sock Drawer
One Ofs, One Ofs – Be Kind, One Of A Kin, One of A Kin/d-uh?

And I repeat. Rethink are idiots not to be snapping me up when Iam (my nickname) offering my services at a bargain basement price to build my company. I am all about Meta4s, 12/12/12, God Truth, Light and Oxford Time. And I did, as Joseph Campbell instructed, figure out what “Myth I Am Living” – Iam The Scapegoat. And I understand why Joseph Campbell understood what the Indians meant by the phrase “It’s A Great Day To Die”. And I know he misunderstood the Hindu phrase: “The World Is Always Perfect”. And this isn’t worth a couple of thousand dollars a month? Give me a fucking breakfast Rethink. As St. Francis said you only keep something by giving it away. And you only take something by throwing it their way.

P.S. Kudos (a Koodo phone) to the RCMP – the officer was the most humane experience of the day. Besides some really funny conversations on the ferry.

What Do Breakfast And Politics Have In Common?

Well just to show you that the magic is still there. That Getting Down To Byssness Rules and Rethink Drools – (I have more talent in my big toe than their whole office. And tell the receptionist to get something bigger to write notes on. A Post It note about the size of a small cookie won’t cut it. )

Anyway just to show all you nay sayers. I came up with yet another brilliant brand. Here’s how it worked:

Institutions no longer telling people – people telling institutions.

Hierarchy

Anarchy – Pan Anarchy – Panarchy

Pancake Hierarchy – Pan(cake) (Hier)archy. Panarchy – Cake Here – Let them eat cake.

Pan(cake) (Hier)archy - Your no longer gonna get fattened you’re gonna get flattened. Lol.