Getting Down To Byssness Consulting and Advising

Well we do offer the triple threat: WordPress Web Sites, Facebook Social Networking (and Google+) and Twitter Announcements.

We also are “Brand Builders”. We should know we have our own brands in development.

I think we are very similar to Rethink.

Except we have a lot more fun than them. Lol.

And because we are a “virtual” company. No fancy pancy offices. No staff overhead.

I bet if you came to us for a comparison price you would not walk out of our office you would drive – in the new car you could buy with the money you saved.

Lol. Compete? I don’t think there is a snowball’s chance in hell they could compete with us.

Oh yeah. We come with a clothing company and a production company too.

 

Party’s Over Homer

OK This is an open casting call to all 600 million Facebook users. Folly your Byss (the comedy arm) of our company is looking for the voice, the voice of Homer Simpson before and after having a spiritual experience. We are going to help Homer finally grow up. There’s gotta be some pain there. How is he going to grow up? By interviewing Iam Byss. And Iam will explain how it all started. With a shitty resume. Then the idea that the only option was to “make a living” – make a living out of thin air. One thing led to another and then to the most productive and progressive company in the world. And forget a costume department. We have our own textile company – Byssus. And Iam has a little more style than Steve Jobs. You might say clothes wise he is the anti Steve Jobs. Jobs wears blue jeans and black T-Shirts. Iam wears navy blue combed cotton pants and white T-Shirts. And don’t worry baby – this is going to be huge.